The "Relay Station" is the nickname given to Santa Claus's latest acquisition for his network of present reloading station's. It's real name, according to Peaseblossom, "is one a them foreign words what hurt me just jaw just a tryin’ to say em". Santa is leasing it from an old friend that he knew from the old days, having just acquired it due to years of negotiations, which had become strained due to an undisclosed incident in 1928

The station is on a desolate island in the Antarctic Oceon approximately 47°9′S 126°43′W and is staffed predominantly by frog like humanoids.

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