Bert is Blossom’s best friend, confidant and all around doormat. While he has yet to actually “appear” on camera, circumstantial evidence suggests that he is short, hairy, extremely needy, and not particularly bright. Completely enamored by Blossom to the point of codependency, he calls her constantly when he isn’t with her and will do anything she tells him.

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